The Beautiful Sound of Failure
thumpa21:

Hmm where is Callie’s hand?

thumpa21:

Hmm where is Callie’s hand?

Lesbian problems
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Me: No.
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Me: Nope.
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
AHS - AHS Theme Dubstep Remix
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ivoryunknown:

This is the fucking best thing I’ve heard ever

That last one though…Callie is imagining it. Awwwwwww

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

Is this the one where she blasts off after saying that?? lol

Is this the one where she blasts off after saying that?? lol

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

bloo-stained-glass:

momentary—-phase:

celticgirl310:

This is way cool

My best friend
ifelttfree
does this and it’s sick as hell she’s the cooliest
gleek4snix:

rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

I shouldn’t be laughing so much…

gleek4snix:

rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

I shouldn’t be laughing so much…

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

For a second I mistook this Stephen King for my music education professor Dr. Stephen King…..I was like what the fuck he has a twitter. 

Have you ever been backpacking?

I’ve been spelunking and hiking :) crawling through a cave was seriously cool!

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

sailingsolo:

loki-dokey:

sunnymurasaki:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

image

I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.